How wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend.  By Noor - 8/7/2006 17:40

The only real failure in life is the failure to try.  By Noor - 8/7/2006 17:13

You never appreciate the value of time till you no longer have unlimited free Internet connection.  8/6/2006 23:11

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. [Alexander Pope]  8/6/2006 02:35

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.  8/5/2006 02:21

Never deprive someone of hope, it may be all they have.  8/4/2006 09:39

One should love animals. They are so tasty.  By Xen - 8/4/2006 07:39

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. [Ronnie Shakes]  8/4/2006 04:15

Our patience will achieve more than our force. [Edmund Burke]  8/3/2006 01:16

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. [Jackie Mason]  8/2/2006 06:22