I had wanted to say that my song was far too painful to sing.  By Noor - 8/11/2006 08:12

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts.  By Noor - 8/11/2006 08:06

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?  By Xen - 8/11/2006 01:33

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one'. [C.S. Lewis]  8/10/2006 21:44

A friend is not only someone who knows your heart song; A friend is someone who sings the song when you have forgotten it.  By Pretty - 8/10/2006 11:52

Asceticism is not that you should not own anything, but that nothing should own you. [Ali bin Abi Talib]  8/10/2006 00:22

Men are like Laxatives; They irritate the shit out of you.  By Maya - 8/9/2006 23:49

Death solves all problems - no man, no problem.  By Joseph Stalin - 8/9/2006 00:51

If a lite sleeper sleeps with a lite-on, can a hard sleeper sleep with a hard-on? No, not enough skin to cover his eyes.  By Joe Kool - 8/8/2006 20:46

Only as high as I reach can I grow, as far as I seek can I go, as deep as I look can I see, but as much as I dream can I be.  By Noor - 8/8/2006 18:16