Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. [Robert Byrne]  7/26/2006 03:24

Once you are in hell, only devils can help you out.  By Xen - 7/25/2006 02:32

Difference between men and women: Woman wants One man to satisfy her every need. Man wants every woman to satisfy his One need.  7/24/2006 01:42

A man's worth depends on his two smallest organs: His heart and his tongue. [Kamal Jumblatt]  7/21/2006 07:00

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom. [Stephen Vincent Benet]  7/21/2006 02:39

It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder. [Albert Einstein]  7/21/2006 02:31

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. [Steven Wright]  7/19/2006 00:33

Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?  7/18/2006 00:30

We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.  By Mark - 7/17/2006 01:57

Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.  By Dan - 7/16/2006 10:24