My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. [Ronnie Shakes]  8/4/2006 04:15

Our patience will achieve more than our force. [Edmund Burke]  8/3/2006 01:16

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. [Jackie Mason]  8/2/2006 06:22

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to! [Henny Youngman]  8/1/2006 06:53

What's the diference between humor and odor? Well, humor is a shift of wit.  7/30/2006 21:39

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.  7/30/2006 06:40

Without the Way, there is no going; without the Truth, there is no knowing; without the Life there is no living.  By Bishop Fulton J. Sheen - 7/29/2006 03:17

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.  7/29/2006 02:02

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.  By Sam - 7/28/2006 00:11

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.  By JooJ2 - 7/27/2006 01:42