Death solves all problems - no man, no problem.  By Joseph Stalin - 8/9/2006 00:51

If a lite sleeper sleeps with a lite-on, can a hard sleeper sleep with a hard-on? No, not enough skin to cover his eyes.  By Joe Kool - 8/8/2006 20:46

Only as high as I reach can I grow, as far as I seek can I go, as deep as I look can I see, but as much as I dream can I be.  By Noor - 8/8/2006 18:16

How wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend.  By Noor - 8/7/2006 17:40

The only real failure in life is the failure to try.  By Noor - 8/7/2006 17:13

You never appreciate the value of time till you no longer have unlimited free Internet connection.  8/6/2006 23:11

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. [Alexander Pope]  8/6/2006 02:35

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.  8/5/2006 02:21

Never deprive someone of hope, it may be all they have.  8/4/2006 09:39

One should love animals. They are so tasty.  By Xen - 8/4/2006 07:39