There is no such thing as a Q with out a U.  9/25/2006 18:54

Our choice is clear. We have chosen life. We have overcome wars and destruction over the ages. We shall rise up again.  By Lebanon PM Fuad Siniora - 9/24/2006 09:54

Why my ex-wife doesn't cheat on her current husband with me like she used to do with him on me? Not fair!  9/24/2006 09:38

Congratulate yourselves if you have done something strange and broken the monotony of a decorous age. [Ralph Emerson]  9/24/2006 02:49

My wife doesn't know what she wants. You're lucky. My wife does.  9/23/2006 03:52

Why is it that the one guy that you like always ending up being an idiot?  By R.Y - 9/22/2006 18:40

When you like him, he likes her. But when he likes you, you don't know.  9/22/2006 18:17

My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.  9/22/2006 02:41

I bet you never even know they do, but somebody's crying for you.  By Noor - 9/21/2006 17:15

When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. [Rita Rudner]  By Noura Samia - 9/21/2006 14:35