I hate myself you shouldn't have to!  By Heather - 9/27/2006 16:08

Once the people begin to reason, all is lost.  By Noor - 9/27/2006 16:04

God made man and then he had a better idea!  9/26/2006 09:36

The difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress when wife is pregnant; Tension when girlfriend is pregnant; Panic when both are.  9/26/2006 01:30

There is no such thing as a Q with out a U.  9/25/2006 18:54

Our choice is clear. We have chosen life. We have overcome wars and destruction over the ages. We shall rise up again.  By Lebanon PM Fuad Siniora - 9/24/2006 09:54

Why my ex-wife doesn't cheat on her current husband with me like she used to do with him on me? Not fair!  9/24/2006 09:38

Congratulate yourselves if you have done something strange and broken the monotony of a decorous age. [Ralph Emerson]  9/24/2006 02:49

My wife doesn't know what she wants. You're lucky. My wife does.  9/23/2006 03:52

Why is it that the one guy that you like always ending up being an idiot?  By R.Y - 9/22/2006 18:40