Congratulate yourselves if you have done something strange and broken the monotony of a decorous age. [Ralph Emerson]  9/24/2006 02:49

My wife doesn't know what she wants. You're lucky. My wife does.  9/23/2006 03:52

Why is it that the one guy that you like always ending up being an idiot?  By R.Y - 9/22/2006 18:40

When you like him, he likes her. But when he likes you, you don't know.  9/22/2006 18:17

My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.  9/22/2006 02:41

I bet you never even know they do, but somebody's crying for you.  By Noor - 9/21/2006 17:15

When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. [Rita Rudner]  By Noura Samia - 9/21/2006 14:35

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. [David Bissonette]  By Noura Samia - 9/21/2006 14:22

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.  By Noura Samia - 9/21/2006 14:13

Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame. [Erica Jong]  9/21/2006 07:56