The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals.  By Sam - 11/9/2006 00:13

You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play. [Warren Beatty]  11/8/2006 06:05

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. [Mark Twain]  11/8/2006 00:06

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.  11/6/2006 16:30

All men eat, but Fu Manchu.  11/6/2006 16:09

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. [Malcolm Forbes]  By JooJ - 11/6/2006 06:08

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. [Jules de Gaultier]  11/6/2006 01:43

Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.  11/5/2006 03:50

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him. [Galileo Galilei]  11/4/2006 02:51

To do is to be. (Descartes) To be is to do. (Voltaire) Do be do be do. (Frank Sinatra)  11/4/2006 00:20