Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. [Jules de Gaultier]  11/6/2006 01:43

Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.  11/5/2006 03:50

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him. [Galileo Galilei]  11/4/2006 02:51

To do is to be. (Descartes) To be is to do. (Voltaire) Do be do be do. (Frank Sinatra)  11/4/2006 00:20

Depend not on fortune, but on conduct. [Publilius Syrus]  11/3/2006 03:04

Loving without being loved is as bad as being loved without loving.  By Zozo - 11/1/2006 15:52

A compliment is a gift, not to be thrown away carelessly, unless you want to hurt the giver. [Eleanor Hamilton]  11/1/2006 01:06

There are only 2 4-letter words that are offensive to men: 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together: 'don't stop'!  10/28/2006 04:40

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.  10/27/2006 01:15

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. [Evan Esar]  10/26/2006 03:52