Practice makes perfect... but nobody is perfect, so don't practice.  By Shayne - 11/11/2006 22:54

Simplicity is the key to perfection.  By Leah - 11/11/2006 04:38

To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains. [Mary Pettibone Poole]  11/10/2006 01:58

There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.  By Noor - 11/9/2006 06:12

The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals.  By Sam - 11/9/2006 00:13

You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play. [Warren Beatty]  11/8/2006 06:05

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. [Mark Twain]  11/8/2006 00:06

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.  11/6/2006 16:30

All men eat, but Fu Manchu.  11/6/2006 16:09

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. [Malcolm Forbes]  By JooJ - 11/6/2006 06:08