A true friend never gets in your way, unless you happen to be going down.  By Jossy - 11/14/2006 00:11

Make new friends but keep the old: The new is silver, the old is gold.  By ZOZO - 11/13/2006 09:00

Software is like sex, better when it is free.  11/13/2006 01:40

Practice makes perfect... but nobody is perfect, so don't practice.  By Shayne - 11/11/2006 22:54

Simplicity is the key to perfection.  By Leah - 11/11/2006 04:38

To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains. [Mary Pettibone Poole]  11/10/2006 01:58

There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.  By Noor - 11/9/2006 06:12

The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals.  By Sam - 11/9/2006 00:13

You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play. [Warren Beatty]  11/8/2006 06:05

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. [Mark Twain]  11/8/2006 00:06