Why did the mushroom go to the party? because he was a fun-gi.  By Me - 1/18/2007 04:31

What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things. [Margaret Mead]  By Noor - 1/17/2007 18:38

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say: I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!  1/17/2007 04:23

If you're not willing to sound stupid you don't deserve to be in love. ['A Lot Like Love' movie]  1/13/2007 17:39

No such thing as too late. That's why they invented death. ['Out to Sea' movie]  1/13/2007 08:18

No man is an island. [John Donne]  1/13/2007 06:25

A wise man once said: Ask a girl.  By Noura - 1/12/2007 10:25

Keep yourself busy with something. A busy person never has time to be unhappy.  1/11/2007 01:04

I'm a wonderful housekeeper. I got divorced three times, and I kept all the houses. ['Good Advice' movie]  1/11/2007 00:36

The best way to get over a man is to get under a new one. ['Good Advice' movie]  1/10/2007 10:23