The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience. [Arthur Schopenhauer]  4/15/2007 02:03

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. ['The Hoax' movie]  4/14/2007 09:45

When your I.Q. hits 50, sell.  4/14/2007 02:28

One may smile and smile and be a villain. [Shakespeare]  4/14/2007 02:01

Save a dollar a day, and one day you'll be sorry it wasn't two dollars.  By JooJ - 4/14/2007 01:21

If everyone agrees with me, I reconsider.  By JooJ - 4/13/2007 23:49

To error is human. To really f**** things up you need a computer wizz.  4/13/2007 22:33

Love ruins your life, but without love would you want to live?  By Kelly - 4/12/2007 18:27

A raising tide lifts all boats.  By Rose - 4/12/2007 12:38

Shouting Oh God! will not cure... Grab Panadol.  By vacant drop - 4/12/2007 04:26