If I'd known I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of myself.  5/21/2007 18:02

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. [John F. Kennedy]  5/21/2007 14:28

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.  5/21/2007 02:06

Women are too good to be true!  5/21/2007 02:04

Growing old isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.  5/20/2007 01:43

One and one does not necessarily make 11.  By JooJ - 5/19/2007 21:47

You don't know what you don't know.  5/19/2007 16:32

It's so simple to be smart, just think of something stupid to say, and say the opposite. [Sam Levinson]  By JooJ - 5/19/2007 11:51

The pen is mightier than the sword. Yeah, right!  5/19/2007 08:46

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. [George Burns]  5/19/2007 05:16