Women are too good to be true!  5/21/2007 02:04

Growing old isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.  5/20/2007 01:43

One and one does not necessarily make 11.  By JooJ - 5/19/2007 21:47

You don't know what you don't know.  5/19/2007 16:32

It's so simple to be smart, just think of something stupid to say, and say the opposite. [Sam Levinson]  By JooJ - 5/19/2007 11:51

The pen is mightier than the sword. Yeah, right!  5/19/2007 08:46

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. [George Burns]  5/19/2007 05:16

Learn what the magician knows and it's not magic anymore.  5/19/2007 02:35

If you don't laugh at yourself once in a while, others will.  5/18/2007 11:52

If you hit a king, kill him.  5/18/2007 10:20