To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.  6/24/2007 08:53

Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting.  6/24/2007 03:35

No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.  6/23/2007 14:27

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.  6/23/2007 10:33

The quickest way to make tossed salad is to give fresh vegetables to an 18-month-old child.  6/23/2007 01:22

Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say. [Dilbert]  By JooJ - 6/22/2007 15:21

If you say something stupid and no one disagrees, then you know you're the boss.  6/22/2007 11:20

Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.  6/22/2007 06:19

To realize the value of one-second: Ask a person who has survived an accident.  6/22/2007 01:08

I would like to start from scratch. Where is scratch? [Elias Canetti]  6/21/2007 20:30