If you say something stupid and no one disagrees, then you know you're the boss.  6/22/2007 11:20

Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.  6/22/2007 06:19

To realize the value of one-second: Ask a person who has survived an accident.  6/22/2007 01:08

I would like to start from scratch. Where is scratch? [Elias Canetti]  6/21/2007 20:30

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips.  6/21/2007 18:58

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. [Fran Lebowitz]  6/21/2007 14:43

Are you a man or a mouse? Squeak up!  6/21/2007 10:19

Change is inevitable... except from a vending machine.  6/21/2007 09:23

How can I know what I think until I hear what I say?  6/21/2007 07:19

Are there any absolutes in life? Absolutely not!  6/21/2007 04:41