Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?  6/26/2007 02:20

Did Noah include termites on the ark?  6/25/2007 21:19

If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?  6/25/2007 10:11

Failure doesn't mean that you have been a fool, it means you had a lot of faith.  6/24/2007 22:09

To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.  6/24/2007 08:53

Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting.  6/24/2007 03:35

No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.  6/23/2007 14:27

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.  6/23/2007 10:33

The quickest way to make tossed salad is to give fresh vegetables to an 18-month-old child.  6/23/2007 01:22

Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say. [Dilbert]  By JooJ - 6/22/2007 15:21