The best things in life are behind bullet-proof glass. [Rita Rudner]  7/7/2007 02:50

Your own house is at stake when your neighbor's house is on fire. [Horace]  7/7/2007 01:05

It's wrong to be always right.  By JooJ - 7/6/2007 23:03

Now that's high quality H2O! [Waterboy movie]  7/6/2007 19:56

My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose. [Cluless movie]  7/6/2007 16:13

The juice is worth the squeeze.  7/6/2007 14:56

Sometimes I just kill myself. [Joker - Batman movie]  7/5/2007 04:21

Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?  7/5/2007 01:50

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?  7/4/2007 20:47

To some, money is like a foreign film without subtitles. [Matchstick Men movie]  7/4/2007 13:40