The only thing standing between me and greatness is me. [Woody Allen]  6/26/2007 05:31

Those who would give up liberty for safety, deserve neither liberty nor security.  6/26/2007 04:59

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 6/26/2007 02:46

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?  6/26/2007 02:20

Did Noah include termites on the ark?  6/25/2007 21:19

If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?  6/25/2007 10:11

Failure doesn't mean that you have been a fool, it means you had a lot of faith.  6/24/2007 22:09

To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.  6/24/2007 08:53

Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting.  6/24/2007 03:35

No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.  6/23/2007 14:27