The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. [Confucius]  7/23/2007 12:01

I don't want any Yes-Men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs. [Samuel Goldwyn]  7/22/2007 04:54

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. [Jack Handy]  7/22/2007 03:23

Vini, Vidi, Visa: we came, we saw, we shopped.  7/22/2007 01:02

You have just captured my heart and about three other organs.  7/21/2007 03:35

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.  7/21/2007 03:03

All foam, no beer.  7/21/2007 01:02

My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass? [Shanti Goldstein]  7/20/2007 20:49

I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose.  7/20/2007 16:09

You're never too old to learn something stupid.  7/20/2007 11:03