Now that's high quality H2O! [Waterboy movie]  7/6/2007 19:56

My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose. [Cluless movie]  7/6/2007 16:13

The juice is worth the squeeze.  7/6/2007 14:56

Sometimes I just kill myself. [Joker - Batman movie]  7/5/2007 04:21

Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?  7/5/2007 01:50

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?  7/4/2007 20:47

To some, money is like a foreign film without subtitles. [Matchstick Men movie]  7/4/2007 13:40

No Fear... I am here.  By George Darwish - 7/4/2007 07:44

You do your worst and we do our best.  7/4/2007 07:38

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?  7/4/2007 02:52