Conscience and reputation are two things. Conscience is due to yourself, reputation to your neighbor. [Saint Augustine]  8/7/2007 09:13

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.  8/7/2007 05:02

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.  8/7/2007 02:37

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?  8/7/2007 00:59

Some individuals dream of great accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them.  8/6/2007 02:48

Don't count the practices, make the practices count.  8/6/2007 02:35

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.  8/6/2007 01:23

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. [Oprah Winfrey]  By JooJ - 8/5/2007 17:45

I wanted to send you something funny and crazy, but the mailman kicked me out of the mailbox.  8/5/2007 09:43

We may be through with the past, but the past isn't through with us.  8/4/2007 04:27