When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. [Jack Handy]  8/10/2007 03:05

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. [Samuel Goldwyn]  8/10/2007 02:05

Thanks for the failures, they have made me successful.  By Phil - 8/10/2007 01:58

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.  8/10/2007 01:45

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"  8/10/2007 01:32

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.  8/9/2007 07:12

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.  8/9/2007 01:11

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.  8/8/2007 20:08

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.  By Randy - 8/8/2007 02:29

Death is hereditary.  8/8/2007 01:28