Life is the flower for which love is the honey.  8/13/2007 22:39

Listen the next time you hear silence.  8/13/2007 15:45

If you want to have friends, be a friend.  8/13/2007 15:10

Love is for the lucky and the brave.  8/13/2007 15:01

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? [Jerry Seinfeld]  8/13/2007 08:15

Terrorism is Wealth plus Extremism.  8/13/2007 01:14

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'. [Francois Morency]  8/12/2007 17:12

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. [Jimmy Shubert]  8/12/2007 06:10

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. [Les Dawson]  8/11/2007 11:54

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.  8/11/2007 04:44