If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.  8/8/2007 20:08

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.  By Randy - 8/8/2007 02:29

Death is hereditary.  8/8/2007 01:28

Conscience and reputation are two things. Conscience is due to yourself, reputation to your neighbor. [Saint Augustine]  8/7/2007 09:13

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.  8/7/2007 05:02

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.  8/7/2007 02:37

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?  8/7/2007 00:59

Some individuals dream of great accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them.  8/6/2007 02:48

Don't count the practices, make the practices count.  8/6/2007 02:35

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.  8/6/2007 01:23