I just put some butter in my coffee. I feel like a fat a** but it was so good.  By P. - 7/29/2010 19:09

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play. [John Cleese]  7/29/2010 06:46

I like watching my wedding tape in rewind, to see the part where I give my wife back to her father!  7/27/2010 16:43

If everything you imagine is real... you are short of imagination...  7/24/2010 12:34

Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house. [Jewish Proverb]  7/23/2010 08:36

Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you. Before you were an hour old, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life.  7/23/2010 06:13

Last night I was lying in bed looking at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling!  By Slipstroke Willy - 7/22/2010 16:15

Women are like buses, if you miss one, there will be another along in about 15 minutes.  By Joe King Sr - 7/22/2010 15:54

Don't be someone that searches, finds, and then runs away. [Paulo Coelho]  7/20/2010 13:57

If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.  7/20/2010 09:03